Sunday, May 7, 2023

Psycho 'Art Patron'

 I was helped to set up in the studio I have just left in Forest Lodge years ago(sep 2016) by a British Paratroop Captain(ret from 3 Para), disgraced and deported to Australia some years ago.For a couple of years it was supported by an el cheapo ArBnB dosshouse he organised, until he burnt his bridges with that outfit with his inflexibility and abuse. He considers himself superior to most other people( except those he adulates - like Dr Pot).


From the start I knew I was dealing with a borderline personality through my experiences at a country boarding school. I decided to give it a chance because I was living in a spare room and had no space to work. The shouting and bullying and general standover tactics were something I had to deflect or drown out, the price I paid for 'free space' - being the imagined plaything of this officer with no squaddies. This went on to 2020. I sooned learned to do any work when he was not present to avoid the headache inducing passive aggressive cursing about everyone else wasa a fuckwit and he was the martyr who did everything( and currently confecting invoices for the 'ex-gangster'(I'm a businessman now) mate he has become an appendage of.  For ~15 years this bloke was beneficial owner of the property, collecting the rent, until the dodgy transfer of title to his vehicle was overturned in the Supreme Court of NSW where he is still fighting in Equity over how much he pretends to have invested in the property, a near derelict house attached to an old industrial site. Andy-boy is what Albert calls him, a man of 60, and yet Andy imagines this guy will help him

 

Andy was an aficionado of the street landscapes I was painting terming them 'Urban Pastoral' for whatever reason, he had a high opinion of himself as a critic, and claimed he would sell my work, something it emerged he had very little idea of how to do. Still the studio space and host of materials, especially timber stacks out back, maybe it a good studio, especially when he wasn't there and it was possible to relax


Then COVID came along, and in a fit of madness, he got himself imprisoned for obtaining a lump of gold by deception. He had previously proposed to set a valuation of my work via a sham transaction with some dodgy businessman of his acquaintance -  something I wouldn't and won't go along with, as it would taint my work, and bring me no income in any case.


His period of incarceration was a blessed relief for the rest of us, peace and quiet and an opportunity to work. I sorted and stored his stuff in a loft in the kitchen, protected by a tarp.


Last August he got out and came and camped in our loungeroom, straight outside my daughters door, mooching there for the next several months. By December this sometimes naked old man outside her door was wearing on her mental health, unsurprisingly, as he was constipating the whole house. I asked how much longer he was going to camp there. So he stood over his friend Tony, taking his room, and the rentbook, and bided his time till when he could play King Shit.


In early March I went to my mother's in Newcastle for a few days he used the opportunity to turn th house upside down, clearing the kitchen so he could indulge his stainless steel fetish, and dumping the top of the a homenade table in my studio with great heaps of other shit, and the base up on the street. He has no consideration or understanding of others, except as pawns in his crackpot schemes, and an exaggerated concern for his own delicate sensibilities. Disturbd at hisdisrespect for other people and their property and lack of concern at disturbing everyone else, Xantharea mentioned the POLICE, Andy's deep fears were aroused and he evicted her. He is on Parole.


He went to the same school as Rishi Sunak, Winchester, another alumnus for them to be proud of.


His intimidating graceless manner also made my other flatmate Stuart decide to leave. He expected my loyalty to him over my daughter. Pfft! Up to this point I had been prepared to make excuses for him, and tolerate him to a degree. No more.


We had a blow up - hardly the first - but this time he ended it by threatening me with violence if ever I raised my voice at him again. The next day he was back barging in my door pretending he was my mate. No apology of any sort. Ive never heard him admit wrong.


A week or 2 later he gave me notice till the end of April, falsely claiming we had all been given our marching orders. The place was clearly unravelling but I had jumped come off a longterm painkiller habit and needed time to pack and had no physical energy until a few days before I left.He was barging around everywhere, having taken on the former owners liability for all the shit(sandstone blocks parking in a 3 wheeled useless forklift) dumped in the lane, creating sham invoices he'll never be paid. (They are claiming $6000 for a 'kitchen renovation' in 2020 where we moved a different electrically unsafe but satinless steel fridge inside) He invited me to join in this futile potentially fraudulent activity


(to be continued)

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